the things that keep in my mind

a guys knows he's in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days

a man in love is incomplete until he has married. then he's finished.

if you haven't got anything good to say about anyone, come and sit by me.

its not that i'm afraid to die, but i just don't want to be there when it happens.

if winning isn't everything, why do they keep score?

never ask the barber if you need a haircut :P

why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?

i was surprised if i couldn't talk for a year and a half when i was born.

money won't buy friends, but you get a better class of enemy.

you've got to be original, because if you're like someone else, what do they need you for?

you're not famous until my mother has heard about you :D

you're never allowed to step on people to get ahead, but you can step over them if they're in your way.

without enough sleep, we all become tall two-year-olds.

when you don't know what you're talking about, it's hard to know when you're finished.

you can't have everything. Where would you put it?

Love always,

Sharen